American author
If you want to stay single, look for a perfect woman.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Drownin' your sorrows only irrigates 'em.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Do not desire what you can't acquire.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Food for thought gives some folks indigestion.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
The bad wheel creaks the most.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Some folks can't see no higher than the steam from their own pot of stew.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
The three most fatal diseases in the West are: small pox, cholera, and the ignorance to argue with a long-haired, whisky-drinkin' liar.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A man who can't take a word of criticism hears it the most.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Some folks have their good points but they keep jabbin' you with 'em like they was spurs.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Some men are so well-tempered they can lose it every day and never run out.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Fear the man who's feared of you.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Suspicion aint' proof.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A snake-bit man is afraid of a rope.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A guilty man runs when no one's chasin' him.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
The business end of a six-gun don't pay no interest.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
On a gentle horse, every man is a rider.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Admire a big horse. Saddle a small one.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
If you fall in a cactus patch, you kin expect to pick stickers.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
You never know your luck till the wheel stops.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's