American baseball player & manager (1925-2015)
I didn't really say everything I said.
YOGI BERRA
Sometimes I think there must be two Yogi Berras. There is the one who grew up on the Hill in St, Louis, who's been playing ball for the Yankees for fourteen years, has a beautiful wife named Carmen and three boys, Larry, Timmy, and Dale, and lives in a nice house in Montclair, N. J. That's me. Then there's the one you read about in the papers who is a kind of a comic-strip character, like Li'l Abner or Joe Palooka.
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Yogi: The Autobiography of a Professional Baseball Player
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats.
YOGI BERRA
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
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The game ain't over 'til it's over.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
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Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
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You can observe a lot just by watching.
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Little things are big.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
YOGI BERRA
Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
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attributed, The Yogi Book
A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain't got no place to put you. He's going to get that ball around there somewhere. He don't want to walk you.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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It gets late early around here...
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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This is like deja vu all over again.
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