quotations about Los Angeles
In Los Angeles, everything is 100 percent organic, except the people.
KRIS KIDD
I Can't Feel My Face
In order to get the worst possible first impression of Los Angeles one should arrive there by bus, preferably in summer and on a Saturday night.
CHRISTOPHER ISHERWOOD
"Los Angeles", Horizon, Oct. 1947
Just as the gladiators laid bare the mentality of the Romans, L.A.'s obsession with dramatic freeway chases may reveal a scar at the bottom of our collective psyche.
GREGORY RODRIGUEZ
"Freeway Radicals", Los Angeles Magazine, May 1998
Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes.
JUSTIN HALPERN
Sh*t My Dad Says
I'd move to Los Angeles if New Zealand and Australia were swallowed up by a tidal wave, if there was a bubonic plague in England and if the continent of Africa disappeared from some Martian attack.
RUSSELL CROWE
attributed, 1001 Greatest Things Ever Said about California
When it's 20 below in New York, it's 78 in L.A. When it's 110 in New York, it's 78 in L.A. Of course, there are 8 million interesting people in New York, and only 78 in L.A.
NEIL SIMON
attributed, Hollywood: And the Best of Los Angeles
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
DAVID LETTERMAN
The Late Show with David Letterman
The smog was heavy, my eyes were weeping from it, the sun was hot, the air stank, a regular hell is L.A.
JACK KEROUAC
The Dharma Bums
It has been said that Los Angeles is a town of destinations, a metropolis so vast and disjointed that our days are spent in a succession of road trips--to a restaurant in Pasadena, to a bookstore in Brentwood, to a ball game in Chavez Ravine, to a pub in Hollywood. We do not wander by foot, discovering L.A. by accident. We get in our cars, subjecting ourselves to freeway cataclysms and parking indignities, confident that our end point will be rewarding enough to justify the exertion.
JESSE KATZ
"Window Shopping", Los Angeles Magazine, Nov. 2003
People cut themselves off from their ties of the old life when they come to Los Angeles. They are looking for a place where they can be free, where they can do things they couldn't do anywhere else.
TOM BRADLEY
attributed, 1001 Greatest Things Ever Said about California
Either you bring the water to L.A. or you bring L.A. to the water.
ROBERT TOWNE
Chinatown
Holy the lone juggernaut! Holy the vast lamb of the middle class! Holy the crazy shepherds of rebellion! Who digs Los Angeles IS Los Angeles!
ALLEN GINSBERG
"Footnote to Howl", Howl and Other Poems
No second chances in the land of a thousand dances, the valley of ten million insanities.
RY COODER
Los Angeles Stories
I'm in Los Angeles today;
garbage cans comprise the medians
of freeways always creeping
even when the population's sleeping.
And I can't see why you'd want to live here.
DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE
"Why You'd Want to Live Here", The Photo Album
I expected Los Angeles to be slick and modern, but overall it had a rundown look and feel to it. Sort of like Denver. Sort of like every city in America I've lived in, except San Francisco, which looks cool.
GARY REILLY
Ticket to Hollywood
My problem with L. A. was that I could see the air I was breathing, I don't particularly like crowds, and I was much better at snowboarding than I was at surfing.
FREDERICK LENZ
Snowboarding to Nirvana
The streets of L.A. undulate over short hills as though a finger is poking the landscape from underneath ... laid over this crosshatch are streets meandering on the diagonal creating a multitude of ways to get from one place to another by traveling along the hypotenuse. These are the avenues of the tryst which enable Acting Student A to travel the eighteen miles across town to Acting Student B's garage apartment in nine minutes flat after a hot-blooded phone call at midnight.
STEVE MARTIN
Pure Drivel
If you stay in Beverly Hills too long, you become a Mercedes.
ROBERT REDFORD
attributed, 1001 Greatest Things Ever Said about California
L.A. is the loneliest and most brutal of American cities; New York gets godawful cold in the winter but there's a feeling of wacky comradeship somewhere in some streets. L.A. is a jungle.
JACK KEROUAC
On the Road
Los Angeles is seven suburbs in search of a city.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
attributed, The Mammoth Book of Great British Humour