WIT QUOTES IV

quotations about wit

Where judgment has wit to express it, there's the best orator.

WILLIAM PENN

Some Fruits of Solitude

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Wit, without wisdom, is like a song without sense, it does not please long.

H. W. SHAW

attributed, Day's Collacon


A sentence is but a cheveril glove to a good wit;
How quickly the wrong side may be turned outward!

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Twelfth Night


Thy wit is as quick as the greyhound's mouth; it catches.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Much Ado About Nothing


A fatalistic Irish wit is a famously effective coping mechanism.

JACK MCENENY

"McEneny waiting for words", Albany Times Union, March 11, 2017


Wit is well-bred insolence.

ARISTOTLE

Rhetoric

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Wit resembles a coquette; those who the most eagerly run after it are the least favored.

JOSEPH CHENIER

attributed, Day's Collacon


Wit spares no one.

JEROME USTARIZ

attributed, Day's Collacon


Great wits, like great beauties, look upon mere esteem as a flat insipid thing; nothing less than admiration will content them.

JEREMIAH SEED

Discourses on Several Important Subjects


Wit appreciates wit.

COELIUS

attributed, Day's Collacon


Wit malignantly employed is like a crackling fire that with every fresh blaze sends out sparks. Take care that you are not burnt.

JOHN THORNTON

Maxims and Directions for Youth

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Men of superior vivacity and wit, when they take a wrong turn, are generally worse than other men: because wit, consisting in a lively representation of ideas assembled together, gives every sensible object those heightening touches, and that striking imagery, which is unknown to men of slower apprehensions: wit being to sensible objects, what light is to bodies; it does not merely show them as they are in themselves: it gives an adventitious colour, which is not a property inherent in them: it lends them beauties which are not their own.

JEREMIAH SEED

Discourses on Several Important Subjects


Wit, like the Belly, if it be not fed,
Will starve the Members, and distract the Head.

DANIEL DEFOE

A Second Volume of the Writings of the Author of The True-born Englishman

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The mere wit is only a human bauble. He is to life what bells are to horses--not expected to draw the load, but only to jingle while the horses draw.

HENRY WARD BEECHER

Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit

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It is as offensive to speak wit in a fool's company, as it would be ill manners to whisper in it; he is displeased at both for the same reason, because he is ignorant of what is said.

ALEXANDER POPE

"Thoughts on Various Subjects"


Ev'n wit's a burthen, when it talks too long.

JOHN DRYDEN

Sixth Satire of Juvenal

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Some wits, too, like oracles, deal in ambiguities, but not with equal success; for though ambiguities are the first excellence of an imposter, they are the last of a wit.

EDWARD YOUNG

"Love of Fame, the Universal Passion", The Complete Works, Poetry and Prose of the Rev. Edward Young

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His wit is bright, his humour attractive, but both bear the same relation to his serious genius that the mere lambent sheet-lightning playing under the edge of the summer-cloud does to the electric death-spark hid in its womb.

CHARLOTTE BRONTË

preface, Jane Eyre

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Wit is something more than a gymnastic trick of the intellect; true wit implies a beam of thought into the essence of a question, a flash that lights up a situation. Wit suggests the delicate but delightful play of a rapier in the hands of a master.

ARTHUR LYNCH

Moods of Life

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Look, he's winding up the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

The Tempest

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