WIT QUOTES V

quotations about wit

At our wittes end.

JOHN HEYWOOD

Proverbs

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Too much wit makes the world rotten.

ALFRED TENNYSON

Idylls of the King

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Look, he's winding up the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

The Tempest

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Wit is something more than a gymnastic trick of the intellect; true wit implies a beam of thought into the essence of a question, a flash that lights up a situation. Wit suggests the delicate but delightful play of a rapier in the hands of a master.

ARTHUR LYNCH

Moods of Life

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A clever wit is always timeless.

KATE WINGFIELD

Metro Weekly, January 14, 2016


I think humor is warmer, and wit is colder. Wit is judgment, whereas humor invites some sort of response.

FRAN LEBOWITZ

"In Conversation: Fran Lebowitz with Phong Bui", The Brooklyn Rail, March 4, 2014

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Many would live by their Wits, but break for want of Stock.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Poor Richard's Almanack, 1750

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His wit is his new bat and the Twitter handle his new pitch.

JAIDEEP GHOSH

"Sachin Tendulkar Seeks Caption For Picture With Virender Sehwag", NDTV, April 5, 2017


Wit is the Fruitful Womb where Thoughts conceive.

DANIEL DEFOE

A Second Volume of the Writings of the Author of The True-born Englishman

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Reader, if you are gifted with nerves like mine, aspire to any character but that of a wit.

CHARLES LAMB

"Confessions of a Drunkard", The Last Essays of Elia

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Wit in conversation is only a readiness of thought and a facility of expression, or (in the midwives' phrase) a quick conception, and an easy delivery.

ALEXANDER POPE

"Thoughts on Various Subjects"

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Wit is Welcome. Timely Wit, Even More So. Show me one person who doesn't like a good laugh and I'll show you a hypocrite.

ROHAN AYYAR

"5 Brands Winning on Social Media -- And What You can Learn From Them", Business 2 Community, January 21, 2016


Have you summoned your wits from wool-gathering?

THOMAS MIDDLETON

The Family of Love


Quick wit is lauded by friends and foes alike.

TRISTAN HOPPER

National Post, August 17, 2015


When the drink is in the wit is out.

SONIA SIMS

Belfast Telegraph, January 23, 2016


Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things.

JULIUS CHARLES HARE

Guesses at Truth

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He seemeth to be most ignorant that trusteth most to his wit.

PLATO

attributed, Day's Collacon

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Wit, after all, is a mighty tart, pungent ingredient, and much too acid for some stomachs; but honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting.

WASHINGTON IRVING

"The Christmas Dinner", Irving's Sketch Book

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Luckily, wit is contagious.

NICHOLAS CRONK

"Voltaire and the one-liner", Oxford University Press blog, March 10, 2017


Wit, like poetry, is insusceptible of being constructed upon rules founded merely in reason. Like faith, it exists independent of reason, and sometimes in hostility to it.

CHRISTIAN NESTELL BOVEE

Intuitions and Summaries of Thought

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